Tour Entry 2

I've been slacking on the upkeep. The past two days have been nutty. There have been two dogs with broken legs on two separate occasions, one of which attacked me, Zack has been attacked by firecrackers by a little girl with rotten teeth, people have been promptly thrown out of bars (not me), we were almost screwed out of money by an insanely ignorant venue owner who did not have the slightest indication as to what 'jumping on a show' means. I wish I had the endurance to type out a detailed description of everything, but I just drove 8 hours straight, took valium, and slept like a rock.